September 2012
August 2012
professor-pizza:
okay wait donovan was in prison since he was 10-12 right?? so hes been there for like 5 years????? well i was thinking about hairstyle for some sprites im working on and i thought wait do the kids in furnace even get haircuts like do the wheezers do them or something and then
i need to take these things seriously i mean this book is about crazy ancient bad guys trying to turn...
twmewy:
gingerhaze:
The car tire behind Hawkeye’s head when he delivers his “Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure” line cracks me up.
It’s like they’re trying so hard to convince us that yes, he really is a good guy now, that they had to literally give him a halo.
And the next thing he does is go and save babies from buses.
how homestuck will really end.
twilian:
dead-end-kids:
adriofthedead:
henrycw:
oh my god
if it doesn’t end like this all will be for naught
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE
bakabutt-nerdlord:
The year is 2030. It is the first day of kindergarten. Every child is named after a troll in homestuck. During roll call, the entire classroom devolves into a mass brawl about the pronunciations of their names.
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
dafttora:
it’s all about u girl
on your sixteenth birthday
Watchihavelosttheabilitytoeven:
LeakyCon 2012 Call Me Maybe Video - Starkid Edition
in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
5hadycat asked: TAG! YOU’RE IT! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your favorite blogs and tell them that they are it.
kingcheddarxvii:
I imagine that one of the perks of being President is being able to add the adjective “Presidential” to everything associated with you
“Yeah I’m wearing my presidential socks”
“Hold on a second I gotta write a presidential shopping list”
“Don’t bother me I’m eating this presidential bagel”
“Damn it Biden would you stop leaving your vice-presidential reading glasses on my...
